Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Hands off!

Now that I will be posting pics and story ideas I feel I must issue fair warning to any would be clepto-fiends. As one who has both studied anthropology and seen Disney's Aladdin I can attest that in certain parts of the world the hands of thieves are brutally hacked off for their crimes.

I will do this and more.

Get caught stealing any of my stuff and I will: tear your arm from its socket, beat you mercilessly with it, shove it so far down your throat that your wrist protrudes from your rectum, and then cut off your hand.

You've been warned.


  1. Ok ok I promise I won't steal any of your ideas ;) I need my hands!!! Not too keen on anything that big coming out my butt either ARRRGHHHHHH

  2. There are no new ideas anyway. It's the execution that counts. :)